Me either, I shitpost via astral projection.
Browsing the Internet is a lot like pondering my orb.
I don’t need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don’t exist outside of the interwebs
That’s exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, “not” Jessica. I’m onto you.
My name is TotallynotJessica because I don’t have a corporeal form. There’s no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!
If you’re really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽
I don’t unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp 😔
Mmhmm. This is feeling more and more Jessicay by the minute!
If the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.
😘
Canonically this is how Toei’s 2022 ransomware attack happened.
People will say this shit that literally use a computer every day for their job. Don’t lie to me asshole I know you can type
Hunt and peck is not typing.