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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago

Elon Musk Holds Office-Wide Contest To Guess How Many Sperm In Cup

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Elon Musk Holds Office-Wide Contest To Guess How Many Sperm In Cup

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago
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WASHINGTON—In an attempt to raise morale by providing a fun yet challenging activity for employees of the U.S. DOGE Service, Elon Musk announced Monday a new office-wide contest to guess how many sperm were contained inside a cup placed on the front desk of the group’s headquarters. “Everyone take a good look, and no cheating! […]
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