Caption: do y’alls hands ever itch so much you gotta just

Image: drawing of a a person scratching the base of their palm with their teeth

  • Ivy Raven@midwest.social
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    1 year ago

    I get this, but in my feet. Just have to rub the bottom of my foot on something and hope for the best. Suuuuucks.

    • pacmondo@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      Do you ever have to just like smack the part against something? Sometimes thats the only way to get relief, like if its on the top of the foot

  • bazus1@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Well if you’d stop stroking your private-personal-spaces, you wouldn’t have this problem.

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        1 year ago

        In this talk, I’ll explain how to not rub your Sin-Spots. Step one: look at your hands. Step two: look at your Downstairs. Well, I mean only as long as necessary. Actually, skip step two. Step three: don’t fondle your Cupid’s Warehouse with your hands. Repeat if necessary.

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            1 year ago

            Oh, well, uh, sin is secreted… um… something something demons something itchy. I’ll be honest, I just wanted to spout euphemisms for penis and vagina, and it wasn’t well received. Carry on.