I imagine the tiling was a total pain in the ass to do, even to that standard

Free skatepark!

I don’t even understand how you would end up with something like that.

Client: You ever get to the end of the forest temple? Tradie: Say no more.

I don’t want this to be real, but I know it is because of the pixels.

If digging the hill to set a foundation was too much work, I’d hate to know what the rest of the building (and plumbing and electrical) looks like. But who am I to judge without knowing the situatuon… maybe it was a mountain made of diamond.