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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Oil Executives Worry Low Birth Rates Won’t Provide Enough Soldiers for Future Wars

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Oil Executives Worry Low Birth Rates Won’t Provide Enough Soldiers for Future Wars

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Top executives representing oil companies around the country remain concerned that they will not have enough soldiers to fight for non-renewable resources over the next few decades thanks to the declining American birth rates, sources lighting cigars with $100 bills confirmed.
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