My husband currently isn’t living with me, so the highlight of my week is feeding my snake and having dinner next to her vivarium while she swallows her rat. Sometimes she just pulls the rat into her hide though and I have to eat alone :(
I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.
At least use a cute anime girl like a normal lonely weirdo.
Annon missed his chance to have spaghetti with Shiori.
Jokes on you, I do this with my wife in the room.
We will only be jealous if your wife is a cute anime girl.
Aaah, look at all the lonely people
All the lonely people… Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people… Where do they all belong?
(4chan, the answer is 4chan)
Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead
“Keep my wife’s spaghetti out of your mouth!”
It’s pretty accurate, she isn’t actually eating any spaghetti, she’s just sitting there resigned, with her chin resting on her hand, staring vacantly into space, not listening to Anon.
