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jbk@discuss.tchncs.de to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys

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Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys

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jbk@discuss.tchncs.de to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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NORFOLK, VA—Rolling their eyes at her mindless embrace of that which brings her happiness in life, sources confirmed Tuesday that basic woman Madison Derry’s entire personality revolves around things she enjoys. “I honestly kind of cringe seeing how Maddy just goes along with what naturally appeals to her,” said local woman Kelly Olsen, who scoffed […]
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    +gold

    The Onion is great.

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    Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1mbbYKPpHY

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    Disgusting normie. Where’s the angst? Talk about privilege, am I right?

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    I was a bit confused until I saw it was about how everyone finds her strange because of it. It is wierd to think folks pretend to like things. Even wierder are folks that are against things that are not their thing.

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    Great. Can I have her number?

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      Of course ! Here it is : 10.
      Why are you asking ?

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