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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Am I Ugly?

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Am I Ugly?

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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So this is kind of awkward but it’s been on my mind lately and I know it’s probably nothing but I’ve gotta ask. And be honest, because I need someone I can count on to tell the truth. Okay, so…do you think I look ugly? Ugh, this is so embarrassing! I’ve just been getting this […]
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    You look like a trash bin fucked a toaster

    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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      Aigis making eyes at a dumpster

      I thought their kids would have been cuter.

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    Yes. Ugly inside and out. You got it from your dad.

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    Not only are you ugly, but your driver is the asshole.

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    You look like a truck rendered in the Cruisin’ USA engine.

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    The bastard child of a delorean and a countach…but in a good way.

    I like the look, but the engineering, cost, reliability but mostly the Nazi; make it a non-option.

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      You just used two iconic cars to describe a truck. A DeTomaso Pantera is more along the lines of what you’re describing.

      The Cybertruck is a petulant man-child’s fingerpainting in comparison.

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