https://www.thewrap.com/jesse-watters-tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-fox-news/
I cannot wait for all the Fox News sycophants to start drinking their milkshakes straight out of the cup to prove their manliness.
Fellas is it gay to drink a milkshake with a straw?
Seriously though, how else are you meant to drink one??
I bet women don’t cover their drinks when Walz walks into the room.
See? Weird. All the women do that when I walk in the room. Also I slashed my wife’s tires to get her to date me.
I’m Jesse Watters.
For those who don’t know, the tire slashing thing is true. And he admitted it on national TV before ever telling her in person.
Nah, it’s fictitious. Do a search for “Jesse Watters slashfic” to learn more.
I thought these weirdos were pro-straws? Something about how putting more plastic in the ocean is actually good for the environment and how bans on plastic straws are a slippery slope to woke Marxist communism or something?
Who the fuck does not use straws in milkshakes? They’re literally served with a straw by default because that’s how you’re supposed to drink them.
And this dumbass knows Tim Walz is married and has kids, right? While he got divorced for being a lousy cheater - which tells you everything.