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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前

Chicken salad

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Chicken salad

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前
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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    Looks like !tenforward@lemmy.world is leaking again.

  • toman@lemmy.zip
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    Chickens love salad.

    • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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      8 个月前

      Yeah chickens eat pretty much anything.I give them garden and kitchen scraps all the time.if I eat shellfish I even give them the shells after baking them again ti make it easier to break and they love that.

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        Yeah chickens eat pretty much anything.

        Said by somebody that clearly never grew geese or peacocks.

        • 0ops@lemm.ee
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          That’s some heavy-duty conjecture. Lots of birds will eat anything

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            Lots of birds will eat anything

            Chicken won’t. But you only understand that after your reference for “everything” is correctly adjusted.

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          I want some attack geese.

          • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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            They got nothing on swans. I once knew a painter who had guard swans. Scary as all get out.

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            that does sound delicious.

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    deleted by creator

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      Wait that was him?

      He also peaked as an admiral https://youtu.be/juaw2au7dho?t=3m54s

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    Grandad joke. The ultimate power.

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    This is why Sisko opted for genocide

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