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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago

Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon

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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago
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LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted four skeletal horsemen on the horizon. “Okay, Holly, remember: Just because a great trumpet has sounded at the arrival of four unearthly riders, that doesn’t necessarily mean […]
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    She should try mindfulness and Prozac 🤗

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