Why it’s a RAT of course
MITM - Mouse in the Middle
a clever one - no one will suspect there’s a whole Raspberry Pi inside that mouse, the network admins won’t remove it because it’s too gross, and the cleaners aren’t allowed within 10ft of any network cabinets so the attacker gains +5 persistence by default.
Packet Sniffer/Nibbler
A high fibre diet
Idea: train 100000 mice to eat Ethernet cables, step 2 release
they don’t need training, just gotta find the cable chompers among them and there you go
source: my rats once ate my fiber cable >:| and i know rodents in general enjoy the rubbery feel cables give them
Rodents teets are constantly growing. For shortening teets they need to chew on something. Probably cables are very good for chewing.
no fear, it’s just an optical mouse
Coordinated High-speed Optical Media Protocol Subterfuge.
C.H.O.M.P.S.
