If you cannot stop the zanies, dish it yourself.
Bill introduced in Mississippi State Legislature to levy fines for ejaculation without intent for reproduction.
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So much onion eating here.
Onion eating? It’s a link to legislation.
Nom nom nom
I’d fuck the legislature
My guy we’re literally on a Not The Onion community. Though it does look like a troll bill.
Joke’s on them. I’ve had a vasectomy
It’s suddenly a problem when it regulates men. Bet.
Conception begins at meiosis. If you don’t want to procreate, don’t produce ova/sperm. Produce a million sperm cells and only make one child? Off to death row with you, mass murderer!
Please don’t give them any ideas
This was a sarcastic bill by a lawmaker in opposition to restricting abortion.
Yeah, it’s kind-of the onion in that it’s a satirical bill, presented to the House.
… and so does nap-time. 😴
I think that’s “inception”.
Meanwhile, JD Vance fucked a couch…
Well hang on – we don’t know of that couch got pregnant or not!
these sort of laws usually aim to repress women but this time they went so far as to target men almost exclusively. I wonder if they forgot what their goal was. or perhaps the simpler explanation is that these legislators lack braincells
Once again, Lemmy users prove completely unable to recognise satire.
The bill is an act of protest.
I would like to acknowledge how much more difficult recognizing satire is right now.
BTW, this absolutely represses men, women, children, etc, as “genetic material” is contained in every cell of everyone’s body. In nails, hair follicles, urine, saliva…
so IVF is banned, and surrogacy is banned. and these 2 things primarly affect well of white families.
Baptists believe if you can’t conceive easily, it’s because God damns you as a sinner.
Becauae it’s so easy for them to knock up their cousin by accident, there must be some reason you’re not doing it right.
Might be a stupid European question, but aren’t anti choicers against that stuff already? The ones Ive met tend to be.
“Life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous, ongoing process.” - George Carlin.
Now they’ve just gotta make #Cumception pop off
This has got to be some kind of protest bill. Otherwise, why would it specifically call out ‘use of contraceptives’ as an exception?
It is.
🎵 Every sperm is sacred… 🎵
Everything is cool.when you’re part of a team
Everything is awesome!
This section shall be known and may be cited as the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”
OP has been mislead by Big Ejaculation /s
