Vile and dystopian.
DHS Entertainment Presents:
The Uplift!
22 savages… 3 arenas… 1 ticket to civilization.
Who will win the coveted opportunity to help Make America Great Again?
Today’s challenge is… The home depot triathlon
The first to finish is guaranteed U. S. citizenship!
Challenges include:
- Build 10 feet wall that can deter Mexicans
- Eat 10 big Mac
Just go ahead and make “Ow my balls” and get it over and done with
The Running Man.
They could restart KidNation with the child detention centers, they already don’t even have enough staff to supervise them. Throw some cameras in there and boom, KidNation 2.0.
“Only in America!”
Okay it’s not The Onion, but it is the Daily Mail.
When they come in a hundred years to pick through the bones on the edges of the exclusion zones, I hope they get enough good data and wisdom to make sure nothing like the United States ever exists again.
It has been and always will be the Wild West
The wild West sounds pretty great right now. Ultimate freedom - everyone was real polite because being rude was risking your life. If someone does something fucked up, you either get together to post a bounty or get a bunch of guys together to hunt them down
Until corporations and the Pinkertons got involved, then the feds, it honestly sounds like a huge step up from where we are
that person is kristi noem.
How despicable. This is horrible.
