- cross-posted to:
- lemmydirectory@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- cross-posted to:
- lemmydirectory@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Sheesh. Chaotic evil.
Jokes on him, looks like someone silenced him already
Bro dualcasting “sound button that doesn’t work because its a picture” at the same time.
I counter with broccoli stuck between front teeth but nobody told you until after an important encounter where you needed to look presentable.
I counter with unfolded staple, you underestimate my power!
I physically cringed imagining sticking a staple into my gums. Just use floss or floss picks, please don’t torture yourself like this
I don’t shove it into my gums lol, I just nudge the kernel shell out of a gap. I trust my fine motor skills.
I curse with cast on living room tv while watching porn
I rolled a natural 1 on flossing and now my gums are bleeding and the popcorn shell is now buried deeper.
I got a popcorn kernel so stuck in my gum behind the back molar that the dentist had to remove it. A few months later, the next time I had popcorn, the same thing happened. I haven’t eaten popcorn and I’ve flossed my teeth every night since, because I was only a pre-dentist flosser at the time. It’s been over fifteen years, and my gums are probably strong enough to handle it now, but I still don’t trust popcorn. I do miss it though.







