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Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is stimulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.
Call Werner Herzog
Somebody please make this porn
Please…no
I’m gonna put two jars down, one that says DO and one that says DON’T, y’all can vote with dollar bills
You’re going to need buckets.
Hard to change the channel on this tv
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From experience I can say that it feels weird with a normal one too.
“Dr. I.C. Weiner”
Oh, crud!
What I had done last year.
Cockeyed
“Can you read the numbers in the first line?”
While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.
“Your dick sounds pretty good to me.”
I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sounding and vision.
“Miss Frizzle said she’d be in there SOMEwhere…”
I C U P
R U N ?
Sniper MD
Hey, my eyes are up here.
Worse eye wash station ever
