• bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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    I can’t wait for a month or two from now and the flood of socials screenshots of morons not understanding why their shit doesn’t work

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      There are at least 70 million weapons-grade mentally-ill people in the USA, radicalized and stupified with decades of psychological warfare.

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      trump could sell bowls of diarrhea with his name on it for $1000, and his sucker cultist followers would take out loans to buy it

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      For the people buying it, the product itself doesn’t matter. It’s got Trump’s name on it and the money they spend goes to him, so he can “own the libs”

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    It amazes me the sane half (third?) of the US hasn’t overthrown this government yet. Or have they fled to North Korea where things are much better?

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      It’s definitely going to be the Escobar Phone all over again. Anyone who accidentally receives one will get a foil-wrapped $150 Huawei handset with a preinstalled background image.

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        Huawei? I think you’re giving them too much credit, haha. I’d guess it’s likely to be some unknown, no-name garbage, like you’d get from Wish or Ali-Express (or similar) for dirt cheap.

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      The ‘smart’ phones in everybody’s pockets already are. Kind of, more or less.

      Well perhaps the intention wasn’t to wiretap everybody, but it has ended up that way.

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    I think this is a great idea. Will make it easy to identify which people I should never speak to again.

    Trump really is trying to be hitler. He even invented his own “star of David” in the form of a phone.

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    1 month ago

    So people who have this phone can be ordered by an AI for an organized attack if he is not declared a king?

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    Can’t wait to see the Truth Social bloatware. Also, do you think the applucatiin marketplace will be called the TrAPP Store?

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    Next: Watch the Trump administration try to force the big national carriers to give preferential treatment to Trump Mobile on their radio hardware

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      I think he’ll try bigger and simply try to nationalize or end licensing for the big 4.