How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I’m thinking it must be at least a bucket full.
The official unit is bull-kkake.
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My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard
The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I’ve heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.
Do they plan to make Red Bull?
The barrel was probably mistaken for Nuclear Bloom
Did no one see this coming?
Is nothing sacred?
How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
I don’t know, but once I was flying business class and the guy next to me had a liquid-nitrogen flask full of prize-winning brahma bull spooge. According to the guy, couriers like that are well-compensated. Made my work seem meaningful in comparison.
Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
Why is that guy red
He’s shy.
He’s a twiggy alien that’s severely allergic to dogs
Finally, bull milk!
One man’s cum is another man’s income
Prost Mahlzeit!
“Quick, spit it into this thermos!”
Creamy and delicious
What are you going to do with it @instantnudel@feddit.org?
