Heritage foundation: “The revolution will be bloodless if the left will allow it to be”

The left: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bless em.

boss: “Hey, should I suggest that we bid on the contract for the Heritage Fou-”

me: “Do it and I’ll set off a thermite grenade in the server room.”

boss: “…oh, right. Nevermind.”