I had a boss like that. Somewhere in the previous sentence he would just switch to the next sentence, so in the end you receive an e-mail full of half-finished sentences. Print e-mail and take it to his office to ask what it’s actually about, and step out with two anecdotes and just enough understanding on what to actually do to start working on it.

Also chronic pain havers what’s up spoon crowd. Pain glitch cash dumps. Occasional two minute bluescreen. Busy little nervous systems, all.

Lies. It’s usually because of the person being uncomfortable or having nothing “normal” to say.

This is how garbage collected languages feel like