Sorry, no! God has a plan, and the plan clearly is… NO WATER FOR YOU!!! Duh!
they might want to ask god where the staff of moses is.
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Honestly, after a big enough percentage of the kidnappers in my city are from Utah, I hope whatever hell is coming their way really sucks.
Well Trump is now in charge of those weather making machine, why not just call him up.
Maybe don’t live in a desert. Idiots.
Or pray for higher intelligence. Idiots.
Settled in an arid area with a giant salty lake because some murderous nut case said ot wss a good idea, then you gotta ask a god to make it rain where it usually doesn’t want to in the first place?
Sorry, not gonna happen. Your job is to take climate change seriously.
-God
So he’s asking his constituents to die in one more day.
Let’s know when the bodies hit the floors.
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Pray to Heavenly Father as you clutch your Magic Underwear^TM at your local temple. Seriously though, Mormonism sounds like the pyramid scheme of the Christian faiths. You die and become the god of a new planet where you then have to
recruitconvert those who live there to worship you so they too can become gods? I’d be laughing if only the Latter Day Saints organization didn’t have so many financial holdings all over the world.
Just turn on the faucet in Canada. Duh
He might be on to something. You don’t eat, you don’t shit. You don’t shit, you don’t flush and therefore you save water.
Theocratic, Constitution-hating pieces of shit should be removed from office. That behavior is absolutely unacceptable.
