“I peed in that”

-Eric

He’s so hilariously pathetic lol

I bet it smells like child rape and failure

the hypocrisy makes me violent

Someone called out that this is literally the brand from 1984.

I smell bullshit

Has to be real because it seems so fucking absurd.

Smells like ketchup & overcooked beef

Just placed an order for a large bottle of eau de moluments

I guess they’ve captured the aroma of dumpster fire.

Bet it smells like gasoline, piss, shit, spray tans, ketchup and a colon impacted with McDonalds and cholesterol.

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« Eau de toilette »

Smells like the soiled diaper of a 79 year old man with dementia and orange skin.