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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

They're bad students

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They're bad students

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • theUwUhugger@lemmy.world
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    The American educational system is subpar! Subpar I say!

  • Hugin@lemmy.world
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    And that’s why MIT choose the beaver as a mascot instead of an otter.

  • Chivera@lemmy.world
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    Probably

  • Lodespawn@aussie.zone
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    Eh, most people are unaware of how semiconductors work

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      Most people are unaware of how most things work.

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s like magnets

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        Especially for otters, how are they supposed to learn about magnets when they dissolve in water?!

        • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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          Exactly! Otters and raccoons always lag behind on material sciences for just that reason

    • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
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      Yeah but otters are not most people

      • robolemmy@lemmy.world
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        And, sadly, most people are not otters.

        • Lodespawn@aussie.zone
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          This cuts deep =(

  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    Otters just want to sail through life getting by on their looks alone. ^I’m okay with it^

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    But then how will they get into otter space?

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      Some otter way

  • notabot@piefed.social
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    This is as bad as Zebras not understanding quadratic equasions. Do they teach their young nothing?

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    I’m on the otters side here, semiconductors make no sense. For example the Fermi-Energy is supposed to be in the middle of the band gap but how that’s just idiotic. Fermi-Energy is the point up to that we fill electrons but inside the bandgap are no states. Like defining the properties of an electron that doesn’t exist.

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    I imagine they know how current works though

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      Hehe

  • Riskable@programming.dev
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    I dunno. They’re pretty good with rocks. Given enough time they just might teach them to think.

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    I love the uncertainty of the word “probably”.

    • teft@lemmy.world
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      You can never completely rule out some J Robert Otterheimer being out there thinking up new technologies.

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        otter madness

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        Take your upvote and go.

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    otters *

    You’re welcome.

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