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    1 year ago

    tesseract transcription (fixed a bit + gimp included):

    Posted: 5 days ago
    huge genital horse - $750

    You will smile when you rid on this sweat
    gledding. Every body all ways comments on
    his genitalness an they love him. He is a
    gledding so no worries about pregnancy. HE
    really licks when kids our on him. We use him
    for trials. He’s 15.5 hands and 5 years old. He
    is yellowish color. Write home is empowertant,
    Come try are boy. We can bored him hear to if
    you lick. Thanks you

  • I feel alternately sad and disbelieving when I see this one. The poster is either fake, or obviously lacking in a basic education. This goes beyond stupidity, and speaks rather to someone who wasn’t given any schooling, and is spelling entirely by sound. The latter just makes me sad.

      • Maybe. But if you image someone with a deep accent, only fundamental reading skills, spelling words by sound… if you read it out loud it almost sounds rural Kentucky, or Tennessee.

        Although, I don’t know how they came up with “gledding,” unless that’s how they learned it by hearing it. It’s consistently wrong, and no amount of accent accounts for it.

        Ooo! I now what it sounds like! Have you ever seen the parody YouTube series “Precious Plum?” It reads like someone with that accent spelling by how they say the words.

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          2 years ago

          Gelding is what they mean and a 1 character transposition happens by accident all the tiem.