Guy looks like the pilot dude from Starship Troopers

And Melrose Place
Yeah he does look like a Zander.
Watch out for your brain matter, brotendo!
It’s not my fault. I don’t have enough intelligence points for any other option.
Ignore changes and Reboot? (default)
Save Settings and Reboot?
default
Are you sure?
yes
wait, i mean… REBOOTS
It’s always the wrong thing
When it’s me who’s saying itFrom ‘Claw Machine’ by Sloppy Jane
Sometimes I misform a sentence in my head before I say it but don’t notice until I’m saying it so I can hear myself saying nonsense
You don’t just run out of time & it’s chosen at random for you?
Sometimes my brain picks two dialog options at the same time, so when I try to say them, the word that might link the two together comes out pronounced wrong as if I didn’t know how to say a simple word.
The look of disgust and horror in people’s faces is usually a key indicator for me

Have you ever heard of Omeletto?
Doubt
Right. You want to give me the job? Hah. In the words of Karl Marx’s twin brother: “I don’t wanna belong to any club that would have me as a member!”
*sneeze into briefcase*
Please hand me back my rez-zooom, good day madam.







