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Thales@sh.itjust.works to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

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Thales@sh.itjust.works to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Ken Oh@feddit.online
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    Guy looks like the pilot dude from Starship Troopers

    • Thales@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      5 months ago

      And Melrose Place

    • snailboy@leminal.space
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      Yeah he does look like a Zander.

      • Ken Oh@feddit.online
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        Watch out for your brain matter, brotendo!

  • nihilomaster@lemmy.world
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    It’s not my fault. I don’t have enough intelligence points for any other option.

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    Ignore changes and Reboot? (default)

    Save Settings and Reboot?

    default

    Are you sure?

    yes

    wait, i mean… REBOOTS

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    It’s always the wrong thing
    When it’s me who’s saying it

    From ‘Claw Machine’ by Sloppy Jane

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    Sometimes I misform a sentence in my head before I say it but don’t notice until I’m saying it so I can hear myself saying nonsense

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    You don’t just run out of time & it’s chosen at random for you?

  • ViperActual@sh.itjust.works
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    Sometimes my brain picks two dialog options at the same time, so when I try to say them, the word that might link the two together comes out pronounced wrong as if I didn’t know how to say a simple word.

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    The look of disgust and horror in people’s faces is usually a key indicator for me

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      Have you ever heard of Omeletto?

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    Doubt

    Right. You want to give me the job? Hah. In the words of Karl Marx’s twin brother: “I don’t wanna belong to any club that would have me as a member!”

    *sneeze into briefcase*
    Please hand me back my rez-zooom, good day madam.

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