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Can confirm, these are awesome plates. They were my daughter’s favorites.
She’s just pissed about the microplastics.
Dang, sounds like those plates are perfectly age appropriate for your gf
Did your girlfriend come to her senses, and realize how great those plates are?
Obv its because he chose the plates and not the girlfriend
Dear god it them
The myth, the legend, the plate
Can it bee?
I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in
Dinosaur… nuts? Never heard of 'em
Come over to my place sometime.
Dino Nuggies are for kids, adults eat tendies.
Pretty sure thats just a matching bowl next to it.
those are to give the kid different types of food in correct quantities
source : am dad, even have the cutlery that fits this set.
Amazon has a pretty expansive return policy, just send them back (assuming this is real, which it is not).
who are you even talking to?
the oop lol
Probably me, who’s about to order these plates and keep them forever.
the OP from 2015 I’m assuming. Who knows maybe Amazon will let him return them?
Or may Jeff Bezos will personally laugh in his face and have a wedding at his house. Hard to say.
Yep that’s what I meant, but I guess I wasn’t clear enough and am now getting downvoted lol.
God I wish Jeff Bezos would have a wedding in my house. I’d hide in the ceiling and drop bear him with a steak knife.
Jeff Bezos having a wedding in random peroples’ houses is a running joke I will make for the rest of my life just letting you know.
I dont think they will accept his gf as a return though
Why would he return the Bee plates? They are perfect for his special needs.
Idk what his gf is on about. These slap and anon is clearly a distinguished gentleman.
Stealing that
Make a terrible person leave you alone in this one easy step
She didn’t communicate her needs well enough.
Honestly, the Bee plates showing up is more her fault than his.
Didn’t communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond “get fancy dinner plates”? How do you fuck that up? If you’re unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.
These are fancy. and they’re dinner plates.
They may not be “formal”, but they’re definitely fancy.
No, they’re children’s dinner plates. That’s about as far from fancy as you can get. Made from sturdy plastic instead of ceramic or what have you so they don’t break when an unruly child throws it on the floor to spite their broccoli.
Plane children’s dinner plate:
Context is always important. Again, she meant “formal”,
Should he have known better? Sure. But she should have known him better too
In no context are the bee plates any kind of fancy.
Disagree. Bee plates are fancier than plain kid plates.
found the girlfriend
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You’ve picked out the single definition that fits your narrative, and many many things will fit the definition “not plain”. I also see that in the definition that you linked right after it says not plain it says “ornamental.” And while I’m sure there are some people who might use children’s bee plates as an ornament, I can’t imagine that there is very many.
But beyond all that fancy also means elaborate, which they’re not. Along with ornamental, impressive, of particular excellence, decorative, expensive, and high quality. Which these plates are not.
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Seriously and if you fuck up buying dinner plates then it isnt the first thing they fucked up and was prolly the gf’s “this is the last straw” request and she really figured this was so stupid simple that she thought theres no way they could fuck it up.
Lack of communication is one thing, losing your shit like this because of it is another. …but that’s two things now, so…
Break up with gf and marry the plates
Woah, we‘re not on r/relationshipadvice here!
Its true that statement is on par for that type of sub.
Clearly. If we were he’d be advised to hit facebook, delete the lawyer, and hire a gym too
They’re so cute.
Fake (anon has gf) and gay (said fake gf hates the plates)
Stop beeeeeeing such a bitch!
I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Honey, please.
Buzz off.
I’m breaking out in hives…
People on the internet 100% believe these stories and will fight you over it.
I’d be fucking delighted if my wife brought home these plates.
