no. we call them toasters for a reason.

Frakking toasters.
Does this mean we’re getting genetically engineered whale based airships in the british navy?
Slur requires a group of disparaged people to whom the slur is targeted. Beep-boops with no intelligence ain’t fucking people.
Well, all right. But I don’t want anyone to think we’re robosexual or anything, so if anyone asks, you’re my debugger.
Oh my god they were debuggers!
And here I am wanting nothing more than to upload my mind.
Oh. I want a droideka bodyguard.

Elon Musk’s Optimus robot has been coming to work in factories “by the end of the year” for over five years now.
It’s just another unsubstantiated promise he reuses every year just like the long promised full autonomy of his self-driving cars.
I’m actually surprised he hasn’t started working on Fusion since that’s similarly always just a few years away. It has been since the 1960s.
Sounds like the ‘clank’ slur from the Deus Ex universe.
Counting the days till conservatives start flying Knights Templar uniforms.
I and at least two other people once called robots “tin cans” on social media. Can mashable turn that into a “news story”, too?
Wait… do we have slurs against LLMs now? Fuuuuck…
Inside me there are two tech nerds. One is optimistic towards new tech and has the clanka pass. The other is kicking the dominos robot calling it a clanker
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One joke
Every time I pull the string on the back of this doll it says something nice to me. Is this true love?
Reach for the sky, Partner!!!
Hate to break it to you but that aint the back of the doll and it isn’t a string you are pulling either.
But the affection is genuine.
That ship’s already passed, women have been loving on hand-held robots for decades now. I would bet that some women love their buzzy little friend more than the man in their lives.
To the point of marriage?
Ask them, I’d bet you’d find some takers.
There was a guy who married his DS (yes, a Nintendo DS) so I could see this happening. marrying something that isn’t even alive is just weird
Are we allowed to use that hard r though?
This DEFINITELY gunna get cꝏpted by rightshits (if it hasn’t already)
Just sincere enough to not be obvious satire , peops outright saying they’re gonna be “robophobic” (sadly don’t think they’re joking) , probably using mass AI panic to recruit peops rightward … writings on the wall
So many peops gonna be radicalised into ecofascism (if not just regular degular fascism) it’s scary . Don’t think this funny at all











