“There’s no hope of my beating any sense into you, but I’ll knock some of the ignorance out of you!”
-Everett True
Sometimes Everett’s angry chastising gets downright poetic. Here he throws out a one-liner worthy of an 80’s action movie, all because of a messy banana eater.
This dude looks so happy!
Where did the idea of slipping on banana peels even come from?
You ever step on one?
I set one up and pretended to slip on it as a joke, well, until my foot hit it and my head was instantly on the ground.
Turned out WAY funnier than what I had planned.
I learned so much from this, dang.
my head was instantly on the ground
Next time tuck your chin. Also, slap the ground instead of trying to catch yourself. Couple times a week, practice a couple of these, until they become second nature:
No joke, everyone should learn to fall.
Littering, man. Litterers make me Everett.
Yeah but at least it’s biodegradable. I’d rather see people do stuff like that than see people throwing plastic bags and bottles and whatnot.