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crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 4 months ago

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  • Ech@lemmy.ca
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    Hey now, he earned those fair and square off the corpses he killed.

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      Yeah I mean if they want to walk around in dented and blood-rusted armour who are we to stop them

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      The corpse doesn’t need them anymore. Recycling

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    Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.

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      “It’s legitimate salvage!”

      • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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        IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

      • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        If it’s a legitimate looting, the bandit camp has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    sir hans is a nepo baby got all o that money from dad.

    henry fought random bandit camps which sometimes has expensive armour in their chest.

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    Shop loot the look!

  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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    Not realistic it should be more like this

    • Exec@pawb.social
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      Ah yes, it must be a uhh White Pictomancer Mage

    • psmgx@lemmy.world
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      Caves of Qud vibes

      • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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        You Caves of Qud character has just two arms? Mine fires four guns at once while high on Sphinx Salts.

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    Damn, inflation spiked since I last had a look at Faerun’s prices.

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    Is it the gold price you paid, or the iron price?

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    I call bullshit, no level 1 starts with that much money. It’s more like you can afford either the pants or the chest piece but not both. Or both, but then you can’t afford the sword. And hope you find and steal whichever one you gave up here pretty quick, it’ll be better than nothing.

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      The context behind this drawing is “Level 1 Adventurer” is young lord Sir Hans Capon whom had all his equipment provided for.

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        Thanks for the context, didn’t know that was a thing. That makes more sense.

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    You steal equipment because you want bigger green numbers.

    I steal equipment so I don’t accidentally sell it when dropping off a load of loot.

    We’re not the same(unless you’re a sneaky archer, armorer, enchanter every Skyrim playthrough)

  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    stealing is different from robbing

    that stuff was from a murder/robbery

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    Henry’s come to see us!

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      Jesus Christ be praised!

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    What a coincidence this came across my feed, I just started playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance yesterday!

    I almost ragequit in the first few hours but it’s pulling me back in

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    Hey it’s Sir Hans and Henry!

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    Unrealistic, swords are really expensive.

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      That’s just the scabbard and belt.

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    More like killed for

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      Removed by mod

      • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Same as nurses probably. Mint oil (or something else strong enough) on a face covering.

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        This is the true killer feature of prestidigitation. Lets you instantly clean a soiled object.

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        Just splash some water on your face, all clean

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