• otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    4 months ago

    And yet? There they are…

    Think of it as a sort of national-scale outbreak of genital warts. With all the powers in & outta bed together throughout the early 1900s, and that one fucktart in the 30s trying to make crotch warts great again by criminalizing the unwarted masses, it’s no wonder nowadays that any nation can be an asymptomatic carrier.

    There’s no sense excising them, (they’ll only spread - until you’re all taint warts from border to border) and it’s a tough road of lifelong prevention for all of us.

    I believe we can do it, though. Kindly help each other keep ourselves honest, healthy, whole.

    Don’t scratch their telltale instigating itch. Apply expert-approved remedies swiftly and with extreme prejudice. (charge, sentence, incarcerate, etc.) Stop fuckin’ with the countries who like having pet warts and flicking them at others.

    Do not get sloppy or lazy, neighbors. We all have to stay ahead of their viral attempt to coat the world with cancerous growths.

    Our very nations’ tender bits rely on each of us looking out for each other, especially now that the entire planet’s got a rampant case of the grundle Nazis. 🤢🥲

    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      edit-2
      4 months ago

      It’s very expensive to yeet them into space, and there’s still the whole “world hunger” issue that such a dramatic feel-good expenditure would only worsen.

      No, I say we lump them in with the rich, (efficient, considering the crossover) and apply them as fertilizer. Two birds, one stone.