THE rat. THE. a 300lbs rat eating most leftovers.

Sounds like an effective way to make “feeding the homeless” more palatable to the rich & snooty who would otherwise never go for such. They need their disdain fix, after all…

I’ve always wanted to start a pretentious restaurant called “the burn barrel” it’d be a fine dining restaurant where all the meat is sourced from street vermin. Rat penis ceviche, poached feral pigeon eggs with seasonal herbs, seagull à l’orange, canal eel meunière, that sort of thing.

I’m volunteering

Tell me you’re a crust punk without telling me you’re a crust punk.

Don’t worry everyone it’s subscription based.

“Send in the rat”