Work release, huh? Is she going back to the field of work she was in prior to jail?
Trump needs a good underage masseuse that looks like his daughter when she was 15.
Ivanka’s daughter just turned 14.
Good enough!
… Aaaaaaand now there’s vomit on my phone
Ivanka did put out a press release saying she was backing away from the last campaign and the administration. Hopefully, to keep Arabella safe from the chomo-in-chief, but probably just to avoid embarrassing photos.
Ivanka?
Nah, she’s too old now.
Trump is looking forward to the bring your child to work day.
She’s the new Dept of Education secretary
All the focus on kids genitalia suddenly makes sense… (not even joking)
It’s what she’s good at. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
Childcare?
Or it’s to get her away from cameras before they murder her
Trafficking kids to Trump
She can work for the Dept of Transportation because of all the trafficking experience.
The headline is “Trump to host pedo party at White House”
Place your bets: will we see it in nottheonion or theonion first?
I’d put money on nottheonion but I’m broke
Hello from New Zealand. Don’t get any ideas about moving in with Neil Gaiman on Waiheke.
Work release for a sub-human pedophile ring leader? The USA is one sick fucked up country.
I think that’s why the pedo king has declared martial law
When did he declare martial law?
Work release? Let me guess, HR?
MR, Minor Resources
Stay away from any window in a building with more than 1 floor.
They probably reckon it’s less suspicious to have her assassinated in public after the first one
Why would Trump kill this one? It just agreed to testify against all of his enemies.
If she’s out on the streets a car accident is easily reasoned away …
Also a “jump” from a window can be made plausible, because well she’ll be depressed now and does not want to go back behind a locked door…But perhaps they hope they can drum up a hyperfocussed victim who only hears the command “must kill the pedophile” and will stab her on the sidewalk.
Wow. Good for her. Hope she doesn’t get a job in her field.
Knowing White House, that is exactly what they would need her for.
Hey maybe the next resident can ve a woman. Ahe ticks all the boxes. She might even a better child rapist than the current president
How many blowjobs did she have to give for this? Fucking whore cunt should be locked up with male rapists.
She’s not giving blowjobs; she can find kids to do that.
No need to be sexist and get on their level.
She likely has kompromat on Trump, which is why this entire charade happened.
Why Trump was so hot about that list when he is one of the pedos on it is something hard to understand (for me for you for anyone with a brain that is not porridge).
lol imagine if Harris, Biden, Obama, HRC did this.
I hate it here.
So incredibly much. What’s the fucking point?
What’s the fucking point?
To make a group of the least deserving, insatiable, greedy, obscenely wealthy people even more wealthy. That’s pretty much it.
So … we’re done with consequences for everyone then?
Consequences? Accountability? For the rich?
Surely you jest.
A frightening number of sex offenders get work release. About half the work release guys I work with are sex offenders. The other half are drug convictions.
The drug conviction guys are generally happy to tell you what they got sent to prison for, sometimes with some mild embarrassment or remorse. A worrying number of the sex offenders will tell you inadvertantly when they’re bitching about the people they victimized making obtaining parole difficult. No remorse at all.
Oh no. Ohhhh no.
It’s simply what consequences are dished out for.
This is mob rule government. If you are part of the ‘gang’, and are loyal to the gang, you can get away with murder. Or raping children.
Everyone else is under the bootheel though.
Everyone? Ha ha, no! Democrats and the poors will be persecuted more than ever.
Until she ends up ‘ending herself’, of course. Just like her boyfriend.
Where’s she working? I’m sure there are people who would love to know.
Is this a reputable source? I’m not seeing it anywhere else.
She won’t do any work. She’ll just be released.
Exactly, what work? Her job was running the pedophile ring. Wait a minute…
Trump needs a new funnel
Melania’s got some wear on her; it’s time to trade her in for a brand-new model, but his favorite dealership has been closed for years now.
Exactly, what work?
High school chearleading coach.


















