That is generally where most of the meat is.

Whatever you say chief.

Pretty sure all mammals are edible so I guess the line should be all the way left.

Whatever you say bubble boy.

I will straight up St. Patrick’s Brigade and join the Greenland Army. God I hate my government.

Holy Smokes by Aesop Rock.

The opinel I carry only seems like a weapon to the weakest and softest whiny diaperbabies.

It would only be concerning on the first couple dates and mostly because of the declaration of love on a first dates less so the knife. I would imagine if they’re in the heart carving phase she would know he carries a knife by then.

Don’t give two shits if they don’t feel comfortable with me having a useful tool in my pocket. Fucking grow up baby.

I hate people who try to tell me how I feel like they know better than me.

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Special forces it makes sense, but regular assault troops it’s just desperate.

Being able to look at a problem with my house and just knowing what I am looking at is such piece of mind. Someone at my work’s husband just moved an electrical plug in their basement and ziptied the case to a shelf.

How to do home maintenance, drywall, basic plumbing, electrical, and basic carpentry.

Brakes, learn how to do the brakes on a car, bonus you learn to change a tire

These things will save you a bunch of money and you will feel less helpless when stuff goes wrong.

Them scissors in the drawer at the base of the tree?

The danger is always present. Hahaha, like the knife I have folded in my pocket might suddenly attack me at any moment.

I had never thought of it that way. You are absolutely correct on the accountability.

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They might cut their fingers while using it to cut their food, they haven’t graduated to forks yet so the likelihood of it is high. And that’s with mom’s supervision.

I generally tear apart cheese and fruit with my bare hands on dates at the park, no need for a knife. That would be scary