Ms. ArmoredThirteen

I’m fortunate enough to be in a position to leave the US, unless they somehow lock borders for us in the first few months. Feel like everything I’ve worked for here is one step sideways two steps back. Can’t do it anymore I’m burnt out and it’s getting more dangerous every day

I don’t even have to imagine it I’ve had a total of 8 teeth removed so far and got to experience it a couple times

I’d also like to chip in that alcoholism is sneaky. Be careful with drinking

Too much goo and you get cancer. Too little, cancer. But just the right amount of goo will cure just about anything except goo related cancers

This would be fantastic on a record spinning around

This only works outside nature where the bird is well fed enough to not go full dinosaur on the cat

What did their morning stake burning alarm not go off or something? This guy’s out there in a pajama top, underwear, and leg warmers

Upcat deez nuts lol gottem

My sibling watches a bunch of far right stuff and listens to racist white people rap music. One of their kids is half Malaysian, talks about all lives matter, and sings from memory the racist songs. They’re too young to realize and it’s shocking how innocently they’ll parrot stuff that is targeting themselves

Excitedly getting monologued to about niche things that are like magic to me is the best. Learning just enough about someone’s interest to use all the words wrong though is what really gets me going

I’m not really sure what you mean by this but also your numbers aren’t even accurate to what I was saying?

What?

Edit: Read the other ones for context but my reaction has not changed

What is the blurred part supposed to say? Why is it blurred?

I did what I was “supposed to” until about 3.5 years into college. Then I dropped out, bumbled around trying to find meaning in what jobs I managed to sporadically have, and spent time in my marriage. In my early 30s now, newly divorced, realized I fell into doing what I was supposed to again, and I’m done with it

I’m moving to another country, I’m liquidating retirement to pay for college. In some ways it feels like I’ve lost so much but in other ways it feels like I get a second shot at the life I want and this time I’m a lot wiser

I do not 😞