I HAD A BOSS WHO, ON SCREEN-SHARED MEETINGS, WOULD HIT CAPS LOCK BEFORE EACH CAPITAL LETTER AND HIT IT AGAIN AFTER. FOR EVERY CAPITAL LETTER NEEDED, UNLESS THEY WERE CONSECUTIVE.

Worth noting that these things are usually (and this one is) out of 51, including D.C. New Mexico appears to be #51 on the 2025 WalletHub list that is being referenced lately that put Oklahoma at #50.

Somebody’s IT department put up barriers, which you bypassed to force your way into the job? Is the willfully incorrect way I chose to read it.

“I hacked their system and put myself on payroll, issued myself an ID, and started showing up to work.”

Sounds like Eve’s more solid on the first three and kinda iffy on being from Scotland.

Yes, I understand that, but I was responding to your statement “no one voted for her”.

Now they have curved and flexible displays, so is any surface safe?

They use that $10/mo to offset the $10/mo they want to charge you to continue using your fridge. Appliances As A Service or something.

I mean, literally three million more people voted for her, the somewhat lesser of two evils, than for Trump in 2016, but because of the Electoral College it didn’t matter.

Don’t dare steal a loaf of bread or a shirt for your infant, though.

God used to be close enough that us just building a big tower was a threat. Now we look billions of light years into space and don’t see God anywhere. Soon there will be no place left to hide.

Because deontology says the act of causing harm should be inherently bad, but utilitarianism says you should do what creates the most good.

I can’t side with utilitarianism for the example of killing a healthy person to harvest organs for multiple dying patients. For the powerful who gladly profit off of the suffering of millions and the destruction of our environment… it’s harder to say utilitarianism feels wrong.

¿Por qué no los dos?

One of the instances where abbreviating with periods could have helped: U.N.-confirmed

I can’t tell if serious or sarcasm.

As someone else pointed out, the traffic light itself isn’t being affected, just the automated enforcement mechanism of the camera. We managed just fine without those.

Black hats will accidentally pop around the other side by attacking Windows 11 security in ways that hinder the reporting back to Microsoft. So their trojans and such have a better chance of survival.

They can applaud because they have both hands free

I agree, it’s just the joke only worked if I used that other name.

I roll with “Elon deadnames his child, a human being with emotions, and while that remains the case I will deadname Elon’s platform (which can’t itself care about anything or have emotions)”.