Are they ever actually going to deliver this or is this some long running joke? I’ve seen this kind of announcements for decades and yet nothing ever came out of it.

The Social Justice Warrior, leading the fight against social justice!

You know how they solved school shootings by making every student use those transparant backbacks? We can use the same material to make pants!

and white noise machines

Do you mean Karens or politicians?

Not to brag, but I have these in my house.

depends on America’s war aims

You mean distracting the masses from the Epstein files?

What if you vibrate into an alternate universe, but the Earth isn’t in the same place?

Then, I have the difficult role to inform you, you’re not part of the rich and powerfull.

That would be some uncreative writing. What’s next? We all wake up and Trumps re-election was just a dream?

Outdoor airconditioning, global warming edition.

Why send them pictures of the US government?

Ofcourse they don’t allow that! That thing is horrible unsave. Feels like they invented in during the French revolution and never gave any thought about operator safety. Who knows how many people died because of this thing?

Send them back. They left without cleaning up their mess, that’s not how we’re raised.

Republicans are obsessed with genitals. Maybe if we all send them a picture they can get it out of their system and finally grow up.

If your accound is permabanned, can you even buy any Reddit Gold?

To be honest, I expect things to get a lot worse after the midterms. I think people still feel like it’s something they can do to change things, but after that I won’t be surprise to see a lot more of this from both sides.

Exactly, investigate everything even if it takes, say, 3 years.

Easy, just tape a lot of mops around your firebomb. That way, the mops absorb the sprinkler water and keep it from extinguishing the fire. Ofcourse you’d need asbestos mops as normal ones burn up by the firebomb. Another option is to pack a layer of those tiny cocktail umbrellas around the bomb.

Anyway I’m sure both are available from your local Acme store.

Don’t worry, after the immigrants they’ll have plenty of room to “help” the poor and the homeless.

Next they’ll exclude anyone whose current hair color doesn’t match their official one.