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  • When you think about it, Elon Musk’s behavior is quite similar to that of a stereotypical lifelong stripper. He not so silently struggles with daddy issues, which drive him to seek attention from strangers and drugs. This behavior has led him to purchase the largest social strip club on the internet, Twitter, so that he can perform for us. In essence, his mental scars are on display, much like an older stripper showing off her numerous c-section scars.




  • RustyShackleford@lemmy.ziptoOff My Chest@lemmy.worldI kind of miss being single
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    13 days ago

    No, no you don’t. It’s like someone liking the idea of a new toy, it’s great at first but eventually you’ll realize the mistake.

    You have something that’s working, but like a lot of humans you’re thinking of setting it all on fire for excitement, liver damage and random STD’s.

    This might sound harsh, but I was a psychiatrist. I think blunt, is what you need at the moment.