These things are so weird. You can go years without seeing or hearing them. Then a few days of rain and my backyard sounds like the Louisiana bayou.

The gods seem displeased with Indonesia since at least the 1200’s. The planets red-headed step child.

That’s neat! Does it make a difference that they would be the foreigners in my country? Like, are they making fun of themselves?

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noun: feringhee; plural noun: feringhees; noun: feringhi; plural noun: feringhis 1. DEROGATORY (in India and other parts of Asia) a foreigner, especially one with white skin.

Ha! The Navajo have a similar word “Belegana”. That is a weird name for a restaurant in Mormon town.

I’m pretty sure we could become quite rich making a religion around Shrek and selling jade statues of the cast.

It’s totally anecdotal but suddenly there was a rise in cottage corp, trad-wife content that led me to far right streams just as fast as watching a Rogan clip.

I know the algorithm is based on what I watch and in this case that’s cooking channels and weapons (vehicles, infantry, civilian, sci-fi). That last one really confuses the algorithm.

I never saw it as trad-wife being a coordinated attack on feminism but like, damn. Now I can.

Pilots, vegans, and polyamorous couples.

Who wants to play Left Shooter, Right Shooter, False Flag, or Wrong Answers Only?

I’ll start. Cracked out Miss Piggy on the street corner with a Sig P320 misfire.

Turn the side of your tub into a cruise ship. Add some mood lighting, a theater (projector), aroma therapy smoke stacks, and a slide that rolls grapes into your mouth.

Oh yeah? The agents were just “following orders”? Where have I heard that before? 🤔

Giving heavy Dahmer vibes, very cool. I would order a new pair of nose bridges, snap the old one off and have a jeweler solder on the new ones.

I was really young when I got chicken pox, maybe 5 years old? The thing I remember most is getting winter mittens taped to my hands so I couldn’t scratch my butthole until it bled. It was TORTURE. No one should have to suffer like that if they don’t have to.

I miss The Wonderful World of Disney anthology series that played on a Sunday evening. I want to see one with Wojtek, Sgt. Reckless, and Cher Ami. That would make me so happy.

Part of my job is to to scare finance into saying “yes”. Recent news headlines over the last two years have made my job a lot easier.

Such a grift but I will give it to them, charging $47.45 is pretty clever marketing.

…and that shaggy MF wants $40,000,000 for next years hardware refresh and 8yr support licensing.

Source: I am that shaggy MF.

This happened to my wife when our youngest son was born. We get to the hospital intake counter and my wife drops to the floor. The baby’s coming, now. The hospital, doctor, and stem cell recovery nurse were all well informed for the last 24 hours. This sassy fat fuck slowly goes through every pice of intake paper, stapling collating, gathering signatures, HSA card, insurance liability. My wife is screaming on the floor.

By the time we finally got in the birthing tower, the nurse went to go get the epidural (as previously planned) while another nurse checked dilation and blurted out “no time” and started unlocking the bed wheels. While hauling ass, one of the nurses had to put a drip line in her wrist with a coagulant to help stop any bleeding… well in all the chaos, they only hit bone. Seconds later (literally) I was holding my baby and there was so so so much blood. This is my third time helping with the birth so I immediately knew something was wrong.

My wife lost so much blood so quickly she coded multiple times and the doctors and nurses (and one terrified stem cell tech) couldn’t do anything but stop the bleeding and wait for new blood to arrive, which took almost an hour.

That piece of shit at the front desk went slower and slower on purpose as I got more and more scared about my wife’s condition. We filed a lawsuit and administration had to watch the security footage with dropped jaws all around the table. No questions asked settlement and apology. My wife would recover but not without physical and mental scarring.

I know time dilates during traumatic events but in this case a few minutes would have meant the world to my wife.

Maybe the Vogon’s were on to something?

How does a Fuentes lead a white nationalist movement? Giving off big Clayton Bigsby vibes.