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Please tell me they wore that to a work Christmas party

Still works with the half their age plus 700 rule

Worked great for Crassus

So what you’re telling me is: ‘no homo’?

Just remember to push the little button on the side of the door first

Its called the Pomodoro method, but I switch off with shitposts

Lmao. Nice reference. I was about to say: that’s not a dog it’s a Brontosaurus

Honestly - the joker is more the stark raving lunatic rather than the cold blooded psychopath. He’s more liable to strap you into a rollercoaster, set it off, and have a cream pie (not that one) waiting for you at the end of it - the impact of which kills you - rather than blowing up boat full of people.

Pretty much what happened in the US…

Thanks for the update. I hope you and yours are safe. What a terrible situation

As a near-40-year-old male:

Fly you fools

Is this real? It’s got a shitpost vibe to it

This.

And a bit of what he’s talking about. I live under a rock with isopods for the most part. I stopped watching the news on TV years ago, and have really reduced the effort I put into keeping up with world events because of how discouraging it is, and how much I’ve come to realize said narratives are primarily competing propaganda narratives.

It’s insanely hard to find a modicum of truth in the sea of shit out there, and journalistic integrity has largely fallen by the wayside.

Wait, you did this backwards.

I’ll use this one instead though

I’m almost certain everyone in the whole series, including Rodriguez are all high on acid. The thing is a giant fever dream

Wow, I didn’t realize this war was still ongoing, and 13 years old. I remember when this war broke out, and not only does it seem that long ago, but I thought it was pretty much wrapped up and the government won out.

Goes to show how much the media controls our knowledge on current affairs.

First and foremost, I’m not trying to nitpick - I just really like dirt. It’s embarrassing kinda.

Secondly, being a good soil scientist doesn’t necessarily mean you have a good understanding of plant requirements. Plants are their own can of worms, and their needs vary by species.

Third, the soil carbon and fertility cycle is a terrifying place. There are so many facets of organic matter in the soil it will make your head spin. In some cases OM can be physically protected by other, more recalcitrant OM.

Building up OM can yield more humus and more cation exchange capacity, which does play a role in fertility for secondary and micronutrients.

I really don’t know much about fungi holding onto minerals, but in general, the organic nutrients (like P tied up in ATP) only get released when organisms die, so in that capacity fungi and other biota play a buffering role

Yes, but again, it don’t think it’s evolutionary strategy, rather than the content of the needles is what is needed, and the acidification is just a knock on effect. Pines in particular are disturbance specialists - they take off after fire, and drop relatively few needles during establishment when competition from grasses and other plants is at the highest. When they get larger they don’t have to worry (,as it were) because you can choke out anything below you just by being big

Amazing reference