Onions are gross. Shallots however, are divine

I’m cumming like you wrecked my balls

• Me, during a very serious CBT session

Spotify claims to offer lossless quality on much of their catalog; is this claim false or is there something more I’m missing here?

This is how you end up with a conservative hiding hole. Fuck that shit.

POV you’re an ant in our actual reality

But you can’t control the DNC. You can control you. So do what you can, vote. But also, don’t stop at voting. The only way the DNC moves is if we push them. Or we grassroots and build the viable infrastructure for a third party. Or we burn everything down and start from scratch. But whatever else we are doing, we can also vote. So yes, you’re right about what the DNC should have done, but we can only influence them, we are not them. But we are responsible for our own autonomy. So fucking vote, and vote correctly, not cutely.

bro they mean you gotta crack into the coconut.

It’s so weird that you’re reading “every” where it does not exist. Maybe this will help:

Have you ever eaten a bad oyster? It’s pretty unpleasant. Now imagine that you’ve had not just one, but 6 to a dozen bad oysters on separate occasions. Rationally you’ll still understand that not all oysters are bad, probably even recognize that most aren’t - but you’ll still probably think twice about ordering oysters at a restaurant. And I bet if you do take that chance, and you do end up getting sick from a bad oyster, you’ll say to yourself “that’s what I expected.”

Yes, and 80 people upvoting them, in a post where the top comment has 96 upvotes.

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None of the men

Men are not a monolith.

lol

So wait, not only did you add your additional privacy picks, you also added non-sequiturs for the topic like ChatGPT to the female character to make her appear not just under-informed but outright ignorant? Okay I guess

… Y’all checking Lemmy in the shower?

“I’ve been buying all my oranges from the orange store for 35 years.”

“Boy you don’t eat turkey, do you?”

???

Brb, adding this photo to my dating profile

Some of us tried really hard not to let these drama-drenched nothing comics take over here, but it seems enough of the community thinks “relatable” is substitution for humor or substance, so here are. I’ve blocked some of the accounts that post PCC and similar garbage, but unfortunately you have a few users like King here who I don’t want to block because they do actually participate in the greater Lemmy community but unfortunately also mass-post a bunch of garbage like this low-effort because I’m sure some people think bad content is better than no content. 🤷

It’s a job, dude. Same as any other. The vast majority of us are going to have to sell our bodies as labor in some way to survive. Choosing to make your money from OnlyFans is no more nefarious than making your money from McDonalds.

First time hearing about it, but it sounds cool.

I’m confused I thought this was about the club music genre, but apparently it’s about LoL?

I feel like a single kernel of corn would be a unicorn, actually