I got some dry ones in college, not a ton but enough. Decided to put in some ramen I was making. I didn’t even get all the way through the bowl before I knew I should stop. Only closed eye visuals, but it was pretty dope.

I was floating down rainbow road from Mario kart 64 and the cosmic owl from adventure time was jamming out with these double sided maracas. It was pretty chill.

I didn’t realize how small Israel was until now! Your comment definitely helped me find it though.

I have no clue how I dodge the type 2 bullet. Like I eat relatively healthy (because steak and mashed potatoes or fast food everyday sounds boring AF) but outside of college, I am one of the laziest mfers alive. But in my forties I started getting my a1c checked my serum level hasn’t been above 4.

It feels like I both won and lost the genetic lottery. Early onset arthritis and started balding in my twenties. But I’m tall, relatively healthy outside of the arthritis, and told by people who aren’t related to me that I’m conventionally attractive. The genome gives and the genome taketh away it seems.

Unironically, Albania’s flag goes way harder than it has any right to.

Rocks that swim around like fish!

No thank you the ocean!

That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.

HE EJACULATED WHILE HE WAS DYING.

Oooooh yeah brudda! I don’t even have to talk shit over your corpse, cause the Internet roasted you hotter than a old Christmas tree some old people put into their wood stove!

PSA; never put any pine in your wood stove!

Ahh yes. Given the two choices, conservative pieces of shit will always choose evil.

Fifty years too late

I’m happy that I got to do it to an old boss that fired me for made up bullshit. Looking forward to finding Limbaugh, this fucker, and https://youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY .

Yeah, but this was a bad American. So we ball.

All my homies hate wasp factories

I love emulating that post Malone gif of him resting his chin on the distal side of his interlocked fingers, and saying “bitch I’m adorable!” Cause even if I shave my head cause I went bald early, and am holding onto a patchy beard cause I don’t wanna look like Gomer Pyle, I’m still pretty AF!

Full bridge rectifier¿

Thick eye brows intensifies!

Let us not collectively forget that when you ask yourself “what would Jesus do?” Flipping over tables and whipping money changers is a totally valid option.

No icewind Dale 1&2 mentioned‽ o.0

Blasphemy!!!

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