You got to beat it into people

shit sucks

How did you know? I gave no hints

Does this lead to me getting a bigger dick? Otherwise, I’m not interested!

How does anyone listen to this guy without desperately wanting to punch him in his gross face?

Isn’t this just Gabbard doing work for her mother country, Russia? Not that I believe Trump about anything he’s ever said but Gabbard could be just lying for her boss. Don’t want to miss any checks.

I’m not gonna read the article because it seems lame as fuck but I had the same thought…what the fuck is this headline?

I thought he was dead. What a bummer to find out he’s not

Does this mean I’ll be able to sell my piss instead of my blood in the near future? Tired of feeling dizzy and weak all the time

Did I read that right? The baby is not quite 2 pounds? The people pushing for this kind of shit are savages

I refuse to read the article as an experienced shroom user. Sounds like one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard

I still use a 20+ year old blanket that I’ve had since I was however many years old. Don’t know if it’s weird or not, I just wanted to say that to someone.

Really? He was Trump voter? I mean really? Impossible

I like that Aldi is on the list which I think is a good thing(might be a little over my head). One of my favorite places to go.

Isreal is a piece of shit but this American administration ordered it. No proof, but it’s easy to feel confident based on the evidence (the diverted weapons, the fact that this administration said they didn’t have any involvement which means they definitely did since every single thing that comes out of their stupid fucking mouths is a lie. evidence enough for me)

Not that sanctioned rape should exist in the prison system, but I hope this guy is caught and sentenced and is the last person on earth to get raped to death inside a US prison

That’s not alarming at all. Moving along…

That’s pretty legit, good job imo

Admiral Ackbar says what

(I’ve never voted R in my life)

This is one of those “I can’t believe this is The Onion” reverse kind of the things that’s been going around lately