I mean I figured arming your militia was pretty standard practice, what percentage of them were deployed without bear arms

So - you don’t wait until the nozzle clicks or anything? Just arbitrarily stop pumping?

Mini Boss! Mini Boss!

What is this sorcery

I didn’t install leopards ate my face Ai just for it to go and do something like this

Are you a medical examiner?

Today I learned the word tragicomical

6 little Samsungs twirling on a branch

Eating lots of iPhones on my uncles ranch

You know that old children’s tale from the sea

Is size the only factor in asserting dominance, or does smelliness play into it as well? Do you have any diet recommendations?

Plex are trying to start a beef

Does DJT know Vance is running against him in 2028

So when they say “dismissed without prejudice”, does that mean they can in theory be file charges again, but really they can’t because SoL has lapsed?

Don’t dead open inside

MHIO

Uh what do you need me to direct you to the presidential library of strongly worded letters

First he has to tell me what it means!!

He’s just really happy to be here

Sprinkle some crack on him to be sure

Don’t flick the blade

At the guy in shades

Of orange

“I’m gonna run the country like a business!”

But… why?