I would think logarithmic given that one of the units is dB

Better yet, do something effective unto them

I’ve heard of paint chips but this is ridiculous

Salsa azul

Censors “nicotine” but doesn’t censor “f*rious” smh

It’s in the title

how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes

You are correct that I wanted this ranking to be independent of any actual knowledge and instead solely off of surface level reading of their appearance

I need data correlating my soul read to their presidential aptitude and measured ethicality

Ike is 100% a haunted plastic doll

Truman’s glasses make him an enigma, perfectly balanced in the imperceptible centerpoint of C tier

Fixed, in the most convenient way possible

I use it derisively when characterizing the people who otherwise use it derisively

Go for it, unless having a lower bar for the prices better future-proofs the caption

What does God need with a butthole?

The people who were already there didn’t go there if they were always there

Malkovich Malkovich?

Groan plus maybe a computer blooping?

I’d assume they’re permanent if the victim is told to go home and rethink his life

Somebody should tell that stormtrooper sandtrooper to start thinking for himself