They must really love lists of things on imgur…

lmao ratio’d idiot

tw*tter ->

mmm yes i’ll reference the concept of relativity in my joke!

lmfao

Ah, shooting yourself in the foot. Classic Canadian hockey management maneuver.

…you should get your sarcasm detector to the shop…

Figure of speech bros… Its over…

It’s classic trauma-dumping behavior. People see a post that is barely related to some part of their lives (meaningless to every one else), and they blurt it out hoping it gets a bunch of le updoots (attention).

3 bullet points of excuses

digging the hole deeper i’m afraid

r*ddit is that way ->

sharing a story nobody asked for

r*ddit

Hey Benjamin, consider censoring your mail. :)

Smells like strawman in here (jacking off of course)

Fake: anon touched the toaster

Gay: anon violated his brother

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I wonder if it’s the rise of nazism…?

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I keep my pills in a cool, dark place not exceeding the temperature limits listed on the label.

Censor this 🖕

Fake: anon tries self improvement

Gay: anon tries self improvement

Categorically wrong.