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Summonbiggerfish@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 months ago

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Summonbiggerfish@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 months ago

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AN OPEN LETTER

TO THE MANAGEMENT OF THE OCEAN VIEW GOLF CLUB

I am writing this letter to address numerous complaints, including but not limited to:

The food. It’s not good. We get packaged turkey roll instead of real deli turkey. Is this what we are paying thousands of dollars in dues for? That’s a disgrace!

I’ve never had a piece of bread in this club that wasn’t stale! This is a golf club, not a penal colony!

Golf carts are over twenty years old and many are in disrepair. Go to any other club and their carts tell you the distance to the green! But not Oceanview.

Why do we have to abide by these antiquated clothing restrictions? Why can’t we wear shorts on the golf course? And shirts must be tucked in at all times like it’s some kind of reform school? Ridiculous!

Why are there no benches on the golf course? If the desire was to speed up play, it’s had the opposite effect.

And while we’re talking about the golf course, you need to take a serious look at all the favoritism for tee times!

Lastly, your management style leaves something to be desired. I know many others feel this way but are too afraid to say anything. This club is supposed to have a convivial atmosphere but instead people are walking around on egg shells. We pay too much money to be treated like this!

-Disgruntled

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