Fletcher@lemmy.todayEnglish · 1 day agoThe sheer amount of acronyms used to explain my behavior is beginning to look like the eye-chart at the vision clinic.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down14
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareThe sheer amount of acronyms used to explain my behavior is beginning to look like the eye-chart at the vision clinic.plus-squareFletcher@lemmy.todayEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square13fedilink
I Cast Fist@programming.dev · 2 days agoThe worst part of getting old is that you get less and less "first experiences" and are always comparing current with previous onesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1158arrow-down15
arrow-up1153arrow-down1message-squareThe worst part of getting old is that you get less and less "first experiences" and are always comparing current with previous onesplus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.dev · 2 days agomessage-square40fedilink
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 hours agoYou DID feel dumber than what you are feeling right now, there's no "I've never felt dumber in my entire life." .message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down110
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareYou DID feel dumber than what you are feeling right now, there's no "I've never felt dumber in my entire life." .NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 hours agomessage-square5fedilink
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 hours agoTrump despises the future because it threatens himplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down18
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareTrump despises the future because it threatens himplus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 hours agomessage-square10fedilink
xia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 6 hours agoYou live inside a water distillerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down10
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareYou live inside a water distillerplus-squarexia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 6 hours agomessage-square4fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-22 months agoIt's easier to inform language with language than with experience.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down14
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareIt's easier to inform language with language than with experience.plus-squarerainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square8fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-22 months agoSocial nukeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down152
arrow-up1-43arrow-down1message-squareSocial nukeplus-squarerainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square97fedilink
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 days agoMost people's earliest memories are at around 3 or 4 years of age, which correlates with the age kids start asking "why" for everything. Kids start asking why when they become self-aware.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1173arrow-down19
arrow-up1164arrow-down1message-squareMost people's earliest memories are at around 3 or 4 years of age, which correlates with the age kids start asking "why" for everything. Kids start asking why when they become self-aware.plus-squareLeonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square26fedilink
TootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago"Tuesday" which sounds like "twos-day" is day number 2 in the week whether you one-index and start your week on Monday or zero-index and start your week on Sunday.message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down19
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-square"Tuesday" which sounds like "twos-day" is day number 2 in the week whether you one-index and start your week on Monday or zero-index and start your week on Sunday.TootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square10fedilink
Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 days agoSomeone should make an anticapitalist Dexter. A serial killer who kills evil rich people.message-squaremessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1435arrow-down123
arrow-up1412arrow-down1message-squareSomeone should make an anticapitalist Dexter. A serial killer who kills evil rich people.Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 days agomessage-square81fedilink
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoThere should be novelty toothpicks shaped like little dicks. The would be called "dick picks".plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1123arrow-down114
arrow-up1109arrow-down1message-squareThere should be novelty toothpicks shaped like little dicks. The would be called "dick picks".plus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square10fedilink
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 days agobillionaires are a cancer on society [literally]plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1696arrow-down125
arrow-up1671arrow-down1message-squarebillionaires are a cancer on society [literally]plus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 days agomessage-square72fedilink
Balerion6@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agoTime travel doesn't work unless you also have teleportation. If you travel to the past/future, Earth will be in a different position in its orbit, and you'll die in space.message-squaremessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1219arrow-down130
arrow-up1189arrow-down1message-squareTime travel doesn't work unless you also have teleportation. If you travel to the past/future, Earth will be in a different position in its orbit, and you'll die in space.Balerion6@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square67fedilink
pocker_machine@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThe universe has no concept of happiness or sadness. It is up to us to find things that make us happy (or sad if that's what we want).message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down17
arrow-up197arrow-down1message-squareThe universe has no concept of happiness or sadness. It is up to us to find things that make us happy (or sad if that's what we want).pocker_machine@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square15fedilink
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 3 days agoMoving away from physical currency has been very detrimental to the homeless industrymessage-squaremessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1109arrow-down121
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareMoving away from physical currency has been very detrimental to the homeless industryTheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square43fedilink
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netEnglish · 4 days agoWhat are the chancesslrpnk.netimagemessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1954arrow-down152
arrow-up1902arrow-down1imageWhat are the chancesslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square97fedilink
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 3 days agoJust finished listening to the audiobook of The Martain and got me to thinking.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down13
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareJust finished listening to the audiobook of The Martain and got me to thinking.plus-squareFredselfish@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square14fedilink
DominatorX1@thelemmy.club · 3 days agoI think better when I'm calm. So it follows that getting calmer will make me smarter.message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down11
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareI think better when I'm calm. So it follows that getting calmer will make me smarter.DominatorX1@thelemmy.club · 3 days agomessage-square22fedilink
DominatorX1@thelemmy.club · 4 days agoWhen everybody agrees so perfectly. When conformity is so absolute. When dissent is so rare. It makes one suspicious.message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down114
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareWhen everybody agrees so perfectly. When conformity is so absolute. When dissent is so rare. It makes one suspicious.DominatorX1@thelemmy.club · 4 days agomessage-square19fedilink
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 days agoWe pay companies for products that we never truly own. When they mess-up, they decide what the mess-up is worth. If we mess-up and think we own their products, they can sue and put us in jail.message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1293arrow-down113
arrow-up1280arrow-down1message-squareWe pay companies for products that we never truly own. When they mess-up, they decide what the mess-up is worth. If we mess-up and think we own their products, they can sue and put us in jail.Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 days agomessage-square28fedilink
