vatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-223 days agoNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1212arrow-down113
arrow-up1199arrow-down1message-squareNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinvatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-223 days agomessage-square17fedilink
LovableSidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agoI wish all food could be as good as pizza.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1180arrow-down14
arrow-up1176arrow-down1message-squareI wish all food could be as good as pizza.plus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square64fedilink
Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago“Fly Me to the Moon” is a stupid song. You want to know what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars? Extremely unpleasant.message-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down128
arrow-up1137arrow-down1message-square“Fly Me to the Moon” is a stupid song. You want to know what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars? Extremely unpleasant.Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 8 hours agomessage-square32fedilink
moral_quandary@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoThe assassination of United Healthcare's CEO is a real life trolley problem, and a select few are trying to argue to save all lives while the train is going to kill the masses.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square364fedilinkarrow-up1755arrow-down173
arrow-up1682arrow-down1message-squareThe assassination of United Healthcare's CEO is a real life trolley problem, and a select few are trying to argue to save all lives while the train is going to kill the masses.plus-squaremoral_quandary@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square364fedilink
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 7 hours agoIf "more money=more problems," why doesn't "no money=no problems"?message-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down17
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareIf "more money=more problems," why doesn't "no money=no problems"?JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 7 hours agomessage-square37fedilink
LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works · 3 hours agoc/linuxmemes and c/linuxsucks are like yin yangplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down18
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squarec/linuxmemes and c/linuxsucks are like yin yangplus-squareLambdaRX@sh.itjust.works · 3 hours agomessage-square4fedilink
Deceptichum@quokk.auEnglish · 10 hours agoEvery mosquito you kill with your hands makes them evolve to be better at avoiding you.message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down114
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareEvery mosquito you kill with your hands makes them evolve to be better at avoiding you.Deceptichum@quokk.auEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square15fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agoMost people's first arguments are fighting with their parents. When someone is getting emotional during a debate they are most likely dredging up emotions they felt towards mommy and daddy.message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down130
arrow-up1-18arrow-down1message-squareMost people's first arguments are fighting with their parents. When someone is getting emotional during a debate they are most likely dredging up emotions they felt towards mommy and daddy.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square11fedilink
simple@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 day agoIf coffee is called "a cup of joe", tea should be called "a cup of james" message-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down110
arrow-up1104arrow-down1message-squareIf coffee is called "a cup of joe", tea should be called "a cup of james" simple@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square25fedilink
CityShrimp@lemmy.sdf.org · 18 hours agoIf I can do what insurance companies do and deny others from exercising the calls I sell, I would be one rich stock tradermessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down16
arrow-up1109arrow-down1message-squareIf I can do what insurance companies do and deny others from exercising the calls I sell, I would be one rich stock traderCityShrimp@lemmy.sdf.org · 18 hours agomessage-square5fedilink
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · edit-22 days agoLife is short. Just chill.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down128
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareLife is short. Just chill.plus-squarewhoisearth@lemmy.ca · edit-22 days agomessage-square16fedilink
ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc · 2 days agoAn elevator is guided by rails and pulled by cables. Therefore, it is a funicular railway.message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1117arrow-down12
arrow-up1115arrow-down1message-squareAn elevator is guided by rails and pulled by cables. Therefore, it is a funicular railway.ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc · 2 days agomessage-square10fedilink
someguy3@lemmy.world · 1 day agoElon probably wants to buy (US) Tiktok and merge it with Xitter.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down113
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareElon probably wants to buy (US) Tiktok and merge it with Xitter.plus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square23fedilink
dumbass@leminal.spaceEnglish · 3 days agoPeople who were born in the year 2000 can never forget what age they are.message-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1152arrow-down121
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squarePeople who were born in the year 2000 can never forget what age they are.dumbass@leminal.spaceEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square34fedilink
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoThe Popeye theme tune is basically a limerickmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down11
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareThe Popeye theme tune is basically a limerickHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square3fedilink
Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 2 days agoDo you think there's one really obsessed T. J. Hooker fan out there who gets super pissed off that everyone always looks at William Shatner and thinks Star Trek?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down15
arrow-up190arrow-down1message-squareDo you think there's one really obsessed T. J. Hooker fan out there who gets super pissed off that everyone always looks at William Shatner and thinks Star Trek?plus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square16fedilink
School_Lunch@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoWhen bees become an endangered species, would it be illegal if one were to sting you?message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down111
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareWhen bees become an endangered species, would it be illegal if one were to sting you?School_Lunch@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square11fedilink
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 days agoAlmost all software can be a video game if you find something interesting or fun about it message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up182arrow-down110
arrow-up172arrow-down1message-squareAlmost all software can be a video game if you find something interesting or fun about it ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square19fedilink
gamma_ray_magic@lemmy.world · 2 days agoPutin's net worth is one bayonet away from being as valuable as Gaddafi's net worth.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down12
arrow-up160arrow-down1message-squarePutin's net worth is one bayonet away from being as valuable as Gaddafi's net worth.plus-squaregamma_ray_magic@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square2fedilink
asyncopation@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agoIf the US federal government is a production system, I sure hope someone's taking extensive backups! message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down17
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareIf the US federal government is a production system, I sure hope someone's taking extensive backups! asyncopation@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square3fedilink
