He’s got some original mint Nazi stolen gold they want to buy

But is he really coming for peace talks? If it’s just for the Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa™, …

Ah yes once again we learn that neutral means cooperative with nazis…

Switzerland being fine with awful regimes? That’s so out of character.

Well, I certainly won’t arrest Putin if he comes over to my place. Nope, definitely not!

(Shhhhh)

There is a small German town completely encased in Switzerland. Perhaps we could reroute Putin to there and

… beat him to an indistinguishable pulp!