Mine is
“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
Goodness LOL
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it’s Volition.
He is indeed.
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Girls don’t pay bills here, sad though!
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I’ve had plenty of girls buy me a drink… I’m not stereotypically attractive but kind of a dirty hippy so but…. Ok wait I’m a dumb ass… d’Oh!!!
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I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
You’re eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
Want to come home and fuck?
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂
Are you urine? Cuz pee my heart
You want some fuck?
I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.
My love for you is like a truck. Berserker! Do you want to making fuck? Berserker!
Hi, I’m Ben Shapiro.
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I’m getting mixed signals.
