• dumbass@leminal.space
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    2 months ago

    Fuuuuuck thaaaaat, I’ve been stung by a few wasps, but not all at once, the most at once was about 3 times, all on my dumb bald head, but that was just was one asshole who got pissy that I went into my shed.

    One time I was trying to knock a nest down during the day like the dumbass I am, about 30 reeeeeeaaaallly angry wasps came staunching out after me, I barely made it inside… Those little fucks sat there at my door flying around in a circles and randomly dive bombing my fly screen door every time they saw me, for 8 hours… I was a hostage in my own house, they were out to kill me that day.

    Fuck you wasps! I hope you go extinct you useless excuse of an insect!